This member hasn't filled in their description.
fenixincendium's FML badges
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
fenixincendium's favorite FMLs
by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, marks my fifth day being an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Direction and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six months until I get out of here. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Work
by cricketsins / 11/07/2013 at 10:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Grandson / 11/07/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
by GymBattle / 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
by fsfs / 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Miscellaneous
by moodyreallyrocks / 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
by pizzacat / 09/22/2010 at 4:49am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, I was vigorously putting primer on my canvas for a beginning painting class. I accidentally sprayed specks of primer on the very dark painting to the right of mine. The painter is in an advanced class. She's been working on this one all semester. There's no one to her right. FML
by fmypaint / 10/14/2009 at 5:31am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…