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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1998 (16 years)
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About feeshcake : hi, I'm Felicia c: I just like to read fmls, laugh at them and be happy that my life isn't as shitty as someone else's :)

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Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30909) - you deserved it (3793)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29081) - you deserved it (1944)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (1982)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
49 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
67 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

#21364131
66 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27730) - you deserved it (3494)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26690) - you deserved it (3017)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
54 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
140 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

#21362620
102 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

#21362603
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26079) - you deserved it (7287)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by hamboneghost (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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