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feedmankeynow
  • Town/Country : Dallas, Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 September 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 802
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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208 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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130 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
135 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

#18557623
83 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 10:53pm - work - by me (woman) - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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85 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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158 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

#18295941
126 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Stinky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
363 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
171 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

#18159887
159 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

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99 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

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120 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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172 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

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133 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States



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