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by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by really / 06/21/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by anon / 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Love
by miss tomato / 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm / United States / Health
Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
by Bishop / 06/06/2012 at 10:19am / Transportation
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2012 at 1:43pm / Spain (Castilla y Leon) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/31/2012 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Miscellaneous
by ilovemymomma / 05/26/2012 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
by shanxi / 05/23/2012 at 2:47pm / United States / Health
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
by lafinesse / 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Love
by Amy / 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
by Fillifilo / 04/18/2012 at 12:38am / France / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…