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by KennyJF7 / 03/14/2014 at 10:43pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Seriously? / 03/09/2014 at 1:08am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
by airhead2015 / 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by tigerisabelle / 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
by DisturbedMan / 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML
by anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 8:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
by rollergirl13 / 01/11/2014 at 12:55am / United States (Alaska) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by notakeeper / 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by lonely otaku / 12/25/2013 at 2:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
by bastard / 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm / United States / Kids
by Rumors / 12/12/2013 at 6:27am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the… Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me,… Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then…
- Today, I watched pride and prejudice for the first time. I wanted to sit down and enjoy the movie… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I…