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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33283) - you deserved it (2545)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36477) - you deserved it (9690)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML

#16425645
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29473) - you deserved it (13133)

On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

#16230560
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38960) - you deserved it (11972)

On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51729) - you deserved it (26999)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46657) - you deserved it (8202)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22021) - you deserved it (63572)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

#16116610
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43558) - you deserved it (5465) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML

#16055177
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38902) - you deserved it (7497)

On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9496) - you deserved it (57546)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

#16000411
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34489) - you deserved it (7620)

On 05/01/2011 at 3:03am - misc - by Steve.mc - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

#15921187
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37536) - you deserved it (19169)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

#15890797
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28550) - you deserved it (18828)

On 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm - kids - by NathanPlays - United States (California)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36959) - you deserved it (4826)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39158) - you deserved it (21286)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)



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