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by Nicole / 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by yeahhhhhommmie / 09/18/2011 at 5:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 1:41am / United States / Love
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by rene / 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
by brittbrat4 / 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek despite our ages. I started counting. When I was done, I started searching and after 5 minutes of searching, I found that everyone left me. FML
by TheStripedBeatle / 06/25/2011 at 9:27pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
by run4fun / 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm / United States (Vermont) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…