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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 41
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Yesterday, I went to a concert with mah grlfriend . Some guy grabbd her ass, an I trid to fight him . I endd up with a concussion an a messd up jaw . Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious . FML

#20435818
144 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today in tha middla of tha night I got up to go gat soma watar !! Whan I cummad back I was going to flop onto mah bad but I facaplantad into mah floor !! I'd forgottan that I'd raarrangad mah room an movad mah bad !! FML

#20406748
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33290) - you deserved it (19111)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ayye_its_nikki - United States (Texas)

Today, a lady on the bus cummd up to me and askd if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

#20198778
84 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 5:13am - misc - by LLCK - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of mah friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them . Halfway through the movie, mah friend asked me y I wasn't eating our popcorn . I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me . FML

#20160393
83 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today , my coworker an I were sitting an eating lunch. We noticd a little kid kept staring at us , an every time we lookd away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us , I lookd an was startld enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably.

#20136682
138 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 8:29am - work - by radioinvader (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I found out that mom gives brother tips on how to hurt feelings the most. FML

#20107287
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29366) - you deserved it (1906)

On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today , My Teacher's Comments On My Essay Read , "I Know It's College , But U Use A Lot Of Unnecessary Words With A Lot Of Syllables." He Basically Scoldd Me Fir Having A Complex Vocabulary . I Go To An Accreditd State University . Nothing Says "America" Like Under-achieving Professors . FML

#20100352
145 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 7:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , I GOT SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE BECAUSE MY DAD DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF SIGNING HIS NAME , HE WOULD SIGN , "MS. BIGTITS" , BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THE TEACHERS WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO WAT THERE STUDENTS HANDED IN. MEGA FML

#20088535
73 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent ten minutes looking 4 cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was cell phone's. real FML

#20078695
80 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by unaware - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I walked downstars with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at mah friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me an said, "Where're u going? Fat camp?" big fat FML

#20064659
101 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, mah boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and leren about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. fat FML

#20047830
168 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, Mah Son,ho Saams To Think That Ha Is A "gangsta" Daspita Baing Ahita Boy From Tha Suburbs, Criad Bacausa I Accidantally Burnad His Grillad Chaasa . Ha's 28 . FML

#20045566
207 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
143 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet !! She said, ( If your looool so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father cuz I've already banged four guys !! ) FML

#19995628
175 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

yesterday my parent grounded me 4 finding there stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)



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