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Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22956) - you deserved it (4101)

On 08/28/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by morethanablondemoment - United States (California)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34818) - you deserved it (7134)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States



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