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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2096
  • Number of comments : 438
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About fakedsincerity : death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.

if you message me i probably won't reply because i am horrible at small talk and have horrible anxiety for one-on-one chats. sorry. >.

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Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (913) - you deserved it (89)

On 11/25/2015 at 10:50am - kids - by ashamed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10547) - you deserved it (2280)

On 11/24/2015 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by WhatALetdown - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17097) - you deserved it (1711)

On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21484) - you deserved it (2153)

On 11/22/2015 at 12:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23415) - you deserved it (1904)

On 11/15/2015 at 1:06am - work - by buses suck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend got pissed off and is now sulking, all because I didn't make a huge deal out of our 1-month "anniversary". FML


I agree, your life sucks (19607) - you deserved it (3104)

On 11/14/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25444) - you deserved it (2621)

On 11/12/2015 at 4:09am - intimacy - by notyourmummy (woman) - United Kingdom (Isle of Wight)

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20725) - you deserved it (1957)

On 11/11/2015 at 6:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out everyone in my neighborhood thinks that I'm a beaten woman due to the reoccurring ambulances in front of my house at night. My kid just chokes on everything, and they don't believe me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21932) - you deserved it (2131)

On 11/08/2015 at 7:36pm - health - by NotABeatenWoman (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19799) - you deserved it (2003)

On 11/03/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by ew (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20589) - you deserved it (4063)

On 11/03/2015 at 2:14am - love - by I'm my husband's second mom - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21051) - you deserved it (2713)

On 10/28/2015 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22420) - you deserved it (2655)

On 10/17/2015 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I got banned from a suicide prevention forum for "attention seeking." FML

Today, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster drying after hand washing it. I learned that it dries much faster when torn into several pieces, courtesy a stray dog that randomly appeared at my house. FML

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