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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1382
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my fiance heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

#21433819
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23341) - you deserved it (1792)

On 06/29/2015 at 1:30pm - love - by rinakitty94 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML

Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said "girls don't wear deodorant". He actually believed that. FML

#21428525
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (2491)

On 06/19/2015 at 10:47am - health - by stanky - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML

#21423846
80 comments

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On 06/10/2015 at 9:26am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

#21420563
144 comments

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On 06/04/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

#21418362
99 comments

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On 05/31/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML

#21417890
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24436) - you deserved it (2040)

On 05/30/2015 at 1:40am - love - by well then (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my father told me that my mental health issues, which have been confirmed by multiple doctors and tests, are all caused by the fact that I'm slightly overweight and don't exercise a lot. FML

#21417547
100 comments

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On 05/29/2015 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML

#21416617
124 comments

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On 05/27/2015 at 12:25pm - work - by UN4 (man) - United States

Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML

#21416569
93 comments

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On 05/27/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

#21416018
96 comments

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On 05/26/2015 at 11:12am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

#21412638
75 comments

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On 05/19/2015 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML

#21412386
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (4491)

On 05/19/2015 at 2:45am - intimacy - by username - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I found out the reason my co-workers have been giving me gum every day is not because of their generosity, but because everyone in the office thinks my breath smells. FML

#21411436
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (10249)

On 05/17/2015 at 12:13pm - work - by smellynelly (woman) - United States (New York)



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