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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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faithg324's favorite FMLs
by thebigtwinkie / 09/10/2014 at 3:52am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Love
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2014 at 5:16pm / Portugal / Kids
Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML
by wowzer / 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm / Puerto Rico / Love
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by oh my fucking god / 07/10/2014 at 9:34am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by Rowansgonnarow / 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm / Health
by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML
by LoveGlove / 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by BrefODM / 06/12/2014 at 11:15pm / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Kids
by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by wendtinmypants / 05/31/2014 at 11:05am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
Today, my friend started his first day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent and saying "merde" whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, and I'm still as single as ever. FML
by thankssiren / 05/24/2014 at 4:44pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work
- Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you…