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  • Town/Country : That's classified, That's classified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 415
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About failureusername : Height: That's classified
Weight: That's classified
Sex: Female..so far.
Age: 17..or am I?

Hobbies:
1)Staring awkwardly at innocent people while day dreaming
2)Answering the door, ninja style
3)That's it, I have no life

Things that make me happy:
1)Making new friends on the elevator :)
2)Running into my new friends on the ride back down :D

Things that upset me:
1)This table...(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻ table y u no flip urself!!
2)People who make one worded comments like "okay" or "LOL."
3)ppl ho cnt spll u no ho u r
4)That one girl who won't stop staring at me in the window,mirror, glass, toilet bowl, etc.
5)Being called bro.
Occupation: That's classified

I have said too much. Actually I was never here, we never met. You should leave.









































Ah you're still here! Go it's dangerous! I'll cover you!

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