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extos1991
  • Town/Country : Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 112
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20522) - you deserved it (463263)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (616998) - you deserved it (413799)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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