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Today, I watched Gigli. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8704) - you deserved it (27532)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML


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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML


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On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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