About evietoodleoo : Hiya. I am Evie. I am a senior in high school, I like warm hugs, cuddles, animals, food and movies. I like CHVRCHES, The Chainsmokers, Rihanna, 1975, and others. Books are my favorite. Okay = Always. Message me if you want to get to know me or something!
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Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU / 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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