About evanobrien : I love tripping children when they walk pass me, teaching toddlers swear words, giving people wrong directions, and causing chaos anyway that I can.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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