About evanobrien : I love tripping children when they walk pass me, teaching toddlers swear words, giving people wrong directions, and causing chaos anyway that I can.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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- Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, I discovered that dogs can menstruate. Today, I also spent an hour scrubbing a 3-foot-long… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…