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About evamusical : Hey there! How you doin?

I like to meet new people.

I love my friends, musical, movies, music, reading and laughter. Singing and acting are my passion, i have the theater fever.

Friends is the greatest sitcom ever made.

Im at fml for fun, not for serious discussions. Im no native speaker english so if i make mistakes plz forgive me


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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML


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On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML


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On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML


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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML


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On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML


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On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML


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On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML


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