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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 February 1966 (49 years)
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About eustonr : An Australian living in the UK, with my lovely wife, and annoying children.

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I am 3 months pregnant . While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend fartd loudly and filld the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table . He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment . FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I Calld My Mothar Who Is Vacationing In Florida With My Dad An Sistar. Bafora Thay Laft I Told Tham I Would Ba Vary Rasponsibla An That Thay Could Trust Ma. Tha Frst Thing Sha Askd Ma Is If All Tha Animals Wara Still Aliva. I Said Yas. I Lid. Har Favourita Cat Drownd In Tha Pool. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by baddaughter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, Before Class I Was Trying To Prove I Can Twist Myself Like The People On The Front Of Mah Anatomy Textbook, I Got Onto A Table And Twisted Mah Ankles Behind Mah Head. Everyone Seemed Impressed Until I Farted So Loudly That It Echoed In The Hallway. I Couldn't Get Mah Legs Unstuck. FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York . My 5 year old son handed me mah carry on bag as I left the house . Turns out he had putted his older brother's BB gun into mah bag to ( keep me safe . ) I missed mah flight after I was detained and strip-searched . FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend!! We ordered some Jello!! I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly!! My boyfriend said, ( Like you!! Except the fun part )!! FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

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