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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 February 1966 (49 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 585
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About eustonr : An Australian living in the UK, with my lovely wife, and annoying children.

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eustonr's favorite FMLs

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

#13777689
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41286) - you deserved it (7190)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

#6325781
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9920) - you deserved it (38605)

On 11/16/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by baddaughter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

#5050946
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16459) - you deserved it (47089)

On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

#1800346
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62017) - you deserved it (6037)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47648) - you deserved it (5541)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)



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