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euphoricness
  • Town/Country : springs, us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 2000 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 1372
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About euphoricness : I get sooooo bored and so I use FML to help cope with that issue.
I'm super happy all the time and a bit silly, but I surely don't care if people think I'm strange.
I play the violin for fun, snowboard in the winter, rave in the summer and I love it when people think I have no life just because I play WoW :D

P.s I make extremely random comments so don't get offended
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Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

#20150831
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17125) - you deserved it (40586)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

#20127667
131 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
172 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

#20087243
161 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML

#20070573
141 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML

#20056763
104 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by Cherrish it - United States (California)

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

#19824729
276 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

#19720443
218 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
90 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

#19637447
154 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

#19637447
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12994) - you deserved it (23315)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
229 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
216 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

#19042129
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25904) - you deserved it (2098)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

#18930916
122 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 1:27am - kids - by footscratching - United States



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