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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6039
  • Number of comments : 266
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About euphoricness : I get sooooo bored and so I use FML to help cope with that issue.
I'm super happy all the time and a bit silly, but I surely don't care if people think I'm strange.
I play the violin for fun, snowboard in the winter, rave in the summer and I love it when people think I have no life just because I play WoW :D (Rhei@Area52)

P.s I make extremely random comments so don't get offended, but it's really funny seeing people get so angry on FML. Also, I'll like your profile if you're a total hottie. Lmao

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I finally told mah dad that I hate his girlfriend . I said her daughter's a completehore , and her son is annoying as fuck . Turns out they were in the house and within earshot , ready to throw me a birthday party . FML

#21243310
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24916) - you deserved it (45070)

On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, ON MY FRST DAY AT AS A POTO EDITOR AT A PRINT STORE, I AD TO SPEND OVER AN OUR EDITING A FULL SOOT OF A FAT MAN EATING A BAGUETTE IN A BATTUB, CLOSEUPS INCLUDED. FML

#21242471
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35645) - you deserved it (3435)

On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

2day I got a call from very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking 4 permission to have sex with a ( gross fat chick ) he met at a pub, cuz he ( felt sorry 4 her ). The conversation ended with me getting hung up on cuz I ( don't have a heret ). real FML

#21232277
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48572) - you deserved it (4560)

On 08/08/2014 at 2:05am - intimacy - by pocketrocket90 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, I found out tat my wife of 12 years as slept wit te workmen we've ad working on our long term building project!! Tey call er te ( quickie queen )!! mega FML

#21226819
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54743) - you deserved it (3684)

On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why r you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heret to tell her it was because of her 100-pound wieght gain an that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

#21225648
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40526) - you deserved it (6506)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:51am - health - by jogginglikeitsmyjob (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while out shopping, I could hear wat sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that mah ass was grounds 4 discussion." fat FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41820) - you deserved it (4686)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

2day my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to looool the Caribbean. I was ecstatic an broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, ( Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening! ) then left fir work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44496) - you deserved it (8516)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." real FML

#21218442
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51289) - you deserved it (11847)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I looool ran into mah boyfriend of 5 years!! The weird thing was that he was supposd to be in Iran!! The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids!! FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69193) - you deserved it (5461)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I was at mah grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up ( You will be missed ) and ( You won't be forgotten ) and instead said ( You won't be missed. looool ) FML

#21212849
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42516) - you deserved it (6841)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by familyhatesme - United States (Washington)

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium fir a little family get-away . At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look . How did I find out that mah glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters . mega FML

#21211826
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40468) - you deserved it (11865)

On 07/17/2014 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MOM AN DAD PLAYED ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS OVER WHO GETS TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME IN THE HOSPITAL TONIGHT WHILE I HAVE SURGERY . MEGA FML

#21209860
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47696) - you deserved it (4008)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

Today, I dacidd to bring down a vary old fan from tha attic. I pluggd it in, and as soon as I turnd it on, tiny spidars wara blown all ovar my room. fat FML

#21206028
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47209) - you deserved it (16995)

On 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

#21202786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26595) - you deserved it (59506)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by anona (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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