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  • Town/Country : Colorado Springs, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11203
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About euphoricness : I get sooooo bored and so I use FML to help cope with that issue.
I'm super happy all the time and a bit silly, but I surely don't care if people think I'm strange.
I play the violin for fun, snowboard in the winter, rave in the summer and I love it when people think I have no life just because I play WoW :D ([email protected])

P.s I make extremely random comments so don't get offended, but it's really funny seeing people get so angry on FML. Also, I'll like your profile if you're a total hottie. Lmao

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Today, I filed a client's tax return. His refunds alone were more than my gross annual salary. FML

by Calluna / 03/08/2016 at 10:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Money

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Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML

by Again / 07/25/2015 at 12:55pm / United States (Alabama) / Money

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

by strangely / 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML

by sarahxHx / 07/14/2015 at 2:42am / United States (California) / Love

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Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

by coolcat10156 / 07/08/2015 at 3:04am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

by awkward.. / 02/22/2015 at 12:15am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I gave a presentation to my college class about life with Tourette syndrome. I only got 3 minutes into it before my asswipe classmates started yelling stuff like "Shit!", "Cock!", and "Bob Saget!" I gave up and went back to my seat in tears as our bored instructor said "Next." FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 5:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I finally got time to take a nap. Later, my mom asked me if I was depressed because I didn't leave my room for 3 hours. She talked to my dad about it, and now my family thinks I'm depressed because I slept for 3 hours. FML

by Sleep. / 11/27/2014 at 2:06am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML

by stupid / 11/24/2014 at 2:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2014 at 1:23pm / Kids

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

by HelpMe1 / 11/06/2014 at 1:53am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Work

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

by smellyhair / 11/02/2014 at 6:28am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML

by Anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 6:46am / Australia / Geek