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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 December 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entre front yard on fre. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, I was rubbing mah lips against mah boyfriend's lipshen I said ( Your mustache tickles ) in a sexy tone. His response was ( So does yours. ) FML

#12161985
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On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

I was doing a job for some people on mah street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get mah pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

#12136195
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On 07/27/2010 at 12:38am - work - by uugnfg - United States

yesterday I moved into mah new apartment and met mah new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
128 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

I found out that mah best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I got back home and mah hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind mah parent to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, mah parent even didn't realize I was gone. FML

#8681991
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On 02/27/2010 at 2:37am - animals - by lovingsnow (woman) - Singapore

Today , my daughtar told ma sha wantad to ba a strippar whan sha graw up , just lika daddy's girlfriand. Wa'ra still marriad. FML

#8300891
284 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , college roomate and I receivd our frst piece of mail. We were very excitd cuz our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of looool home bakd cookie in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML

#5675948
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On 10/06/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by mahlee (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I discovered that the hereing in left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it fir 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited fir it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in ear. For 2 weeks. FML

#3130305
181 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at!! The caller was a man, andhile helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice!! Then he told me to say something else!! As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises!! I'm a guy!! FML

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On 05/28/2009 at 12:52pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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