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  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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esthoar's favorite FMLs

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

#20012782
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32261) - you deserved it (17156)

On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

#13684047
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (12721)

On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel that is supposed to prevent razor burn after shaving the bikini line. Turns out I'm highly allergic to the gel. Now I have hundreds of beautiful red bumps that look like razor burn. FML

#12989676
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21533) - you deserved it (3855)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:13pm - health - by moncheri1314 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

#5273221
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54567) - you deserved it (3516)

On 09/15/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120678) - you deserved it (9164)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103350) - you deserved it (11411)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)



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