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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About ermagherdaturdis : Poe, Doctor who, red hot chilli peppers, Hannibal, Keaton Henson, iced coffee, iced tea, books and beards are my main loves. Feel free to message me. ✌️

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Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27109) - you deserved it (2059)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7) - you deserved it (10)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I found out that mah 4-year-old son is truly convincd that I am a ghost . He also thinks that I did from burning, ( because of your face ) . FML

#21349104
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27703) - you deserved it (1868)

On 02/03/2015 at 3:45pm - kids - by burned -

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When looool I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29337) - you deserved it (3332)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today... mah asshat roommate trickd me into eating a wed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kickd in at college. I was so high... I startd giggling like a schoolgrl when mah instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30612) - you deserved it (4145)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

TODAY, I AD TO CALL A FEW DIFFERENT WOMEN AND EXPLAIN TO TEM TAT MA LITTLE BROTER AD CATFISED TEM. I AD TO DO IT BECAUSE E IS MUTE AND MA PARENTS WERE TOO BUSY SCREAMING AT IM. FML

#21335978
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25921) - you deserved it (1831)

On 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm - misc - by PO'd big bro - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ran into mah ex-boyfriend at the store!! Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffd me and startd whimpering about how I don't smell like I usd to!! He does this kind of crazy shit all the time!! fat FML

#21324827
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (3102)

On 12/26/2014 at 6:06pm - love - by GOAWAY - United States (Missouri)

Today... My Mom Got Me A Christmas Present. Since I'm Ahovian... She Thought It Would Be Cool To Get Mehat She Thought Was A Sonic Screwdriver. It Was Actually A Dildo Shaped As One. I Opened The Gift In Front Of My Entre Family. FML

#21323893
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (3469)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, bieng useles at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend wat he wants fir Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye an said very seriously: "Anal." FML

#21312610
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (9912)

On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was electd to learn ow to clean te birting tub at te ospital I work at . Today, I also discoverd tat wile blood doesn't boter me, floating cunks of afterbirt an god knows wat else, will cause me to projectile vomit into said tub . Wic I still ad to clean afterwards . mega FML

#21304749
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/23/2014 at 8:59pm - work - by StomachofTinfoil (man) - United States (Maine)

TODAY MAH WIFE AND I DECIDD TO TRY OUT ROLE PLAYING. SHE ENDD UP HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK WHEN I SAID SHE WASN'T TURNING IN HER HOMEWORK. FML

#21301827
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35177) - you deserved it (3668)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:27am - intimacy - by jigglypluff (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, mah neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something ( unusual. ) He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36489) - you deserved it (2409)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)



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