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Today... somebody broke into mah car... just to steal the obviously fake $1...000...000 bill hanging from mah rear-view mrror. FML

#20951747
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I agree, your life sucks (43838) - you deserved it (10693)

On 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by jsyn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today,hile driving in the car with mah father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good fir our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good fir anal." FML

#20942318
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On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around , I said , "Hey sexy are u alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She respondd with , "Hey , yeah he is at work - did u get a new number?" FML

#20941049
175 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today, I rushd to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologizd for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He respondd with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands."

#20937985
148 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today, My Husband And I Were Watching Jurassic Park. At The End Of The Movie, He Commented On How Amazed He Was That They Could "train Those Dinosaurs" To Do Exactly What They Wanted Them To Do. FML

#20937890
112 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I finally found a placa to stay aftar baing kickad out by mah parants!! Tha psycho ownar waitad till now to tall ma that mah bathroom door will ramain lockad at all timas, and thathanavar I want to go in thara, I hava to ask him to unlock it, than do mah businasshila ha waits outsida!! FML

#20926435
90 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Belize (Belize)

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

#20922179
112 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm - love - by highlydisgusted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today...hile working as a swim instructor... I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting there faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked himhy... he said "because u were singing." He's 3. mega FML

#20842523
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On 08/18/2013 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML

Yesterday, one of the kids in my nieghborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

#20841455
93 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad, under threat of disowning me, insistd that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML

#20838513
175 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 9:34am - work - by lawman (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today , fir the first time in mah life looool , I simultaneously sneezed , peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at workhen this happened. mega FML

#20838395
89 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 5:47am - work - by bglenney - United States (California)

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old looool boyfriends. FML

#20837392
59 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 5:13pm - kids - by sisterly love - United States (California)

today I fell asleep on the beach while tanning!! I was woken up by the flock of seagulls eating the bread from mah stomach!! Why was bread on mah stomach? Because mah little brother knows birds r mah biggest fear!! FML

#20837323
54 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 4:28pm - animals - by Nanana32 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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