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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese and German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49232) - you deserved it (4996)

On 06/10/2013 at 1:09am - work - by Frazz (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML


I agree, your life sucks (70147) - you deserved it (9595)

On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved in to my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 1:12pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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