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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About enriquegonzolas : I don't know if it's a good or bad thing that my FML's haven't been bad enough to confirm. Feel free to message, I don't bite.

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Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28035) - you deserved it (3222)

On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a guy I had been casually seeing asked me to dinner. Thinking he could be wanting to make things serious, I got all dressed up. Turns out he got a girlfriend and just wanted to tell me in person to avoid things being awkward. We then waited in silence for our meal. FML

Today, my boyfriend's mother hung a picture of him and his ex-girlfriend up. We've been together for 3 years now. Guess she really does hate me. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50949) - you deserved it (3922)

On 06/02/2014 at 3:33am - misc - by really?? - United States (California)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60221) - you deserved it (5146)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, after getting home from the supermarket, I went to unlock the door so my dad could carry the groceries in. No matter how hard or how many different ways I tried, the lock wouldn't shift. My dad eventually grabbed the keys, twisted once, and after the door unlocked, called me an idiot. FML

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On 05/06/2014 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -



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