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  • Birth Date : Friday 15 April 1988 (27 years)
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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36511) - you deserved it (8137)

On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

#14786538
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33208) - you deserved it (5553)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

#14784737
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32364) - you deserved it (4529)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (21490) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43690) - you deserved it (3014)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

#5286193
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31378) - you deserved it (5400)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)



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