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  • Number of visits : 457
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About empathique : Hello dear visitor,

I have been An FML reader for quite a while now, but never thought of creating an account, but here it is now.

I could not help but notice that many people put interests in this section, I absolutely love music and listen to all kinds of styles, and I am very open to try new music, if you know anything, message me! And if you would like to have suggestions, I'd be glad to open your ears as well!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my doctor asked me how often I drink, and I responded, "Socially." My three-year-old piped up, "No Mom, you drink all the time." My doctor now thinks I'm a raging alcoholic. My kid has never seen me drink. FML

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