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About emmingle : Czech-Canadian trying to make it big as a crayon designer.

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Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

#85022
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (10614)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

#81236
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44329) - you deserved it (22698)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240297) - you deserved it (82275)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240297) - you deserved it (82275)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78541) - you deserved it (17235)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43589) - you deserved it (361949)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28838) - you deserved it (1477)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

#2406
5 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36114) - you deserved it (23732)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by David3000 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59272) - you deserved it (7831)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML

#1649
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4955) - you deserved it (18116)

On 01/18/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by Colleen - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

#1516
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22677) - you deserved it (1976)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by Youknowwho - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

#792
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14474) - you deserved it (36912)

On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28151) - you deserved it (1891)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26198) - you deserved it (2024)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22888) - you deserved it (2687)

On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version



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