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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 28 posted

About emmingle : Czech-Canadian trying to make it big as a crayon designer.

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Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be mah doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shovd it deep into mah ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML

#20575140
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39776) - you deserved it (3535)

On 04/04/2013 at 7:55pm - kids - by icanthearyou (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I Picked My 12-year-old Daughter Up From School After Her Frst Sexual Education Lecture. She Burst Into Tears On The Way Home Explaining Her Fears Of Being Pregnant With Her Boyfriend's Child. As If That Doesn't Sound Bad Enough, I've Met Her Boyfriend Before. He Is Imaginary. FML

#20575072
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42658) - you deserved it (3860)

On 04/04/2013 at 6:52pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah sister gave mah laptop away and dumpd a pile of her hamster's turds on mah bd . All of this because I flushd the toilet while she was in the shower last night . FML

#20573279
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39598) - you deserved it (6091)

On 04/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by poop (man) -

Taday I was approachad by a What Not to Waar kind of show, whara you gat monay to buy a naw wardroba. I was so axcitad that I faintad. Thay ravokad tha offar, raasoning that somaona who faints so aasily would ba too much of a liability risk. FML

#20573162
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35654) - you deserved it (10254)

On 04/03/2013 at 12:57pm - misc - by SoClose (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions . She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around . FML

#20572868
133 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I met mah boyfriend's family fir the first time. We got on the subject of theatre... an his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon"... how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty... polygamist... cultist freaks"... an if his son ever dated one... he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML

#20572732
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40321) - you deserved it (13747)

On 04/03/2013 at 1:48am - love - by kenabrookee - United States (California)

in mah job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get poster signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, ( unles your sucking mah cock then get the fuck out of here ) an had the poster slapped out of mah hands. It's mah job to deal with these pricks. FML

#20572312
100 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 9:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

today a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings cuz I called her boyfriend an ( uncle ). Said boyfriend IS mah uncle. FML

#20571521
121 comments

Today , After Two And A Half Hours Of Travel , It Was Finally My Stop On The Train. I Politely Waitd For A Group Of Women To Get Off First. They Took So Long To Move That The Train Doors Closd. I Shoutd At One Through The Door To Call The Conductor. She Watchd And Smild As The Train Departd. FML

#20569932
77 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by CrimsonAmaryllis (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

I nervously started looool a new job and co-workers were telling me silly rules about our boss. Later I accidentally bumped into him and blurted "Rule #7 don't touch George." He definitely heard. FML

#20564827
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (32625)

On 03/29/2013 at 12:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while on vacation, I think I met mah soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of mah life. My vacation is to celebrate mah 8-year anniversary with mah husband. FML

#20563782
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (54509)

On 03/28/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by not funny but :( (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... my husband calld me... saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then hered a female voice in the background mutter... "She'll never buy that". FML

#20562542
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55964) - you deserved it (3788)

On 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm - love - by soontobesingle (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I almost lost my vrginity at the age of 34. After yeres of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am.

#20562346
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70160) - you deserved it (10601)

On 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

2day I want to tha bank to fina outhy thay'va takan $200 from ma. By tha tima I show tham my bank card, ID and tall tham my problam, thay accusa ma of staaling my own idantity, and rafusa to giva ma my monay back. FML

#20561553
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32715) - you deserved it (2101)

On 03/26/2013 at 9:37pm - money - by arsenicalhumor (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist . I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality . mega FML

#20553373
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46634) - you deserved it (6030)

On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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