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About emmingle : Czech-Canadian trying to make it big as a crayon designer.
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Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be mah doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shovd it deep into mah ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
I Picked My 12-year-old Daughter Up From School After Her Frst Sexual Education Lecture. She Burst Into Tears On The Way Home Explaining Her Fears Of Being Pregnant With Her Boyfriend's Child. As If That Doesn't Sound Bad Enough, I've Met Her Boyfriend Before. He Is Imaginary. FML
Taday I was approachad by a What Not to Waar kind of show, whara you gat monay to buy a naw wardroba. I was so axcitad that I faintad. Thay ravokad tha offar, raasoning that somaona who faints so aasily would ba too much of a liability risk. FML
Today... I met mah boyfriend's family fir the first time. We got on the subject of theatre... an his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon"... how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty... polygamist... cultist freaks"... an if his son ever dated one... he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
in mah job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get poster signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, ( unles your sucking mah cock then get the fuck out of here ) an had the poster slapped out of mah hands. It's mah job to deal with these pricks. FML
Today , After Two And A Half Hours Of Travel , It Was Finally My Stop On The Train. I Politely Waitd For A Group Of Women To Get Off First. They Took So Long To Move That The Train Doors Closd. I Shoutd At One Through The Door To Call The Conductor. She Watchd And Smild As The Train Departd. FML
2day I want to tha bank to fina outhy thay'va takan $200 from ma. By tha tima I show tham my bank card, ID and tall tham my problam, thay accusa ma of staaling my own idantity, and rafusa to giva ma my monay back. FML
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