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emmingle

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11817
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 28 posted

About emmingle : Czech-Canadian trying to make it big as a crayon designer.

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Visits<b>maximus_prime</b> - yesterday at 3:38am<b>PrinceOfBritain</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 8:09am<b>patts_</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:55am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 12:44am<b>jomar_19</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 7:12pm<b>NoFightinDestiny</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:14am<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 3:57pm<b>seetei</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:52pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 12:14pm<b>pikon</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:18am<b>WaltzingPhanthom</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:49am<b>sleepisweak</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 6:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:52am<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 6:36pm<b>izkiz</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 4:23pm<b>katjas</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:03pm<b>constipation</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 7:38pm<b>Cian_1</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:03pm

Fucked!<b>patts_</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:55am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 6:44am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 6:14pm<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 12:36am<b>24jfred</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:09pm<b>rjc490</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 5:10am<b>slurmslip</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 7:55pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 7:58pm<b>Live4funny</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 10:48am<b>jessiejamesp</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 6:44am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 4:31pm<b>JaimeFlores96</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 4:54am<b>FrostBite2202003</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 8:40am

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emmingle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56169) - you deserved it (33006)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

#20688489
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57537) - you deserved it (3958)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by scared-straight - United States

Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

#20686980
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62129) - you deserved it (8220)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:23am - love - by anonymous - Australia

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

#20686906
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53251) - you deserved it (2850)

On 05/26/2013 at 5:19am - misc - by gooddeedgonebad (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML

#20684997
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78531) - you deserved it (4858)

On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

#20683515
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57654) - you deserved it (18309)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

#20681501
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57861) - you deserved it (3871)

On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46748) - you deserved it (3589)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML

#20672990
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42458) - you deserved it (2829)

On 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I lent a pair of expensive headphones to a "friend" for the weekend. As a thank-you, he bought me a soda. He moved this weekend, taking the headphones with him. I lost a $250 pair of headphones for a $1 soda. FML

#20672107
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41547) - you deserved it (20032)

On 05/19/2013 at 12:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML

#20664547
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44437) - you deserved it (9602)

On 05/15/2013 at 3:20am - misc - by notarobber (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99006) - you deserved it (5990)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

#20661511
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54490) - you deserved it (3049)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

#20661511
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54490) - you deserved it (3049)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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