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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (19 years)
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Richard Dawkins is my God. I enjoy coffee, overpriced shampoo, food, tennis and WiFi that doesn't require a pw. I take way too many selfies and pictures of food.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her 3 different bags. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30578) - you deserved it (2236)

On 11/04/2014 at 5:57pm - work - by kismet_fire (woman) - United States (California)



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