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emirie

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emirie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3941
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 46 posted

About emirie : Instagram: Briannaemirie.

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TODAY I WAS LEAVING THE GROCERY STORE WHEN AN OLD WOMAN STARTED YELLING AT ME FOR NOT HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER. SHE ACCUSED ME OF BIENG "EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE YOUNGER GENERATION". IT WAS AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. FML

#20937007
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45475) - you deserved it (3035)

On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, as a science teacer, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of ma students asked me if it was "potosopped." He was being serious. FML

#20930096
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42370) - you deserved it (2827)

On 10/22/2013 at 10:24am - kids - by jdawn99 - United States (Kansas)

Today, the kid next to me asked me, in all seriousness, if gay people have feelings like regular people. I'm gay, an I have to sit next to this barnacle until June. FML

#20929195
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49198) - you deserved it (8414)

On 10/21/2013 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

yesterday I realizd that when dad looool said he would pay 4 college he really meant that he was going to forge signature on a student loan in name an not make payments on it . FML

#20927730
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47792) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/20/2013 at 4:34pm - money - by oh... (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today... I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV an being watchd by a real audience. FML

#20925533
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34104) - you deserved it (5646)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I fell asleep looool while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around mah junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

#20920631
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40032) - you deserved it (4521)

On 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by zzfreakshow (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I was anging out wit a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watc te sunset , and as te sun went down , I kissed im. He fell out of te tree. mega FML

#20920034
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49712) - you deserved it (5660)

On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day mah weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist an thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a looool rd laser light through his window. I was on the stairshen he ran past... screaming bloody murder... sending me down a flight of steps. FML

#20919796
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43143) - you deserved it (3183)

On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36526) - you deserved it (12322)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

#20918730
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (81782)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today... mah fiancéa told ma sha can't marry ma. Our wadding day is tomorrow an around 20 of our 180 guasts attanding hava travallad half way around tha world just 4 tha occasion. FML

#20918616
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54744) - you deserved it (3318)

On 10/13/2013 at 6:49am - love - by IDon't - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements wile se eld er screaming baby. To silence te infant, se wipped out er breast rigt tere and started feeding im. Moments later, e puked breast milk all over ma desk. FML

#20905964
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40747) - you deserved it (3594)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm - work - by blargh - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38951) - you deserved it (4984)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the frst time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65193) - you deserved it (6603)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)



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