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emirie

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emirie

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3939
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 46 posted

About emirie : Instagram: Briannaemirie.

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emirie's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denid in front of everyone. The staff teasd me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend beggd for money outside. FML

#21138924
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43662) - you deserved it (7687)

On 05/13/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

#21132249
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52309) - you deserved it (19091)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I spent an hour explaining to a college student how u could have a baby and not be marrid. He still doesn't get it. FML

#21131094
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41098) - you deserved it (4153)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , my Spanish teacher imitatd the sound of a coffee grinder , and then said in Spanish , "OK , all of u do it." I did it , thinking everyone else would too . I was the only one in the classho'd understood the Spanish part . FML

#21121714
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41333) - you deserved it (4766)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:32am - work - by me - United States (Kentucky)

I mat a cuta guy, an avarything want graat. Aftar a whila, ha askad ma for mah numbar an I gava it to him. Now ha won't stop taxting ma, asking for picturas of mah toas. big fat FML

Today, I Went To Get An Ultrasound Done. I Textd My Ex,ho's The Father, And Told Him How Adorable Its Little Feet Are, And Askd Himhy He Didn't Come. I Got A Reply With Two Words: "DNA Test". Mega FML

#21118642
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37760) - you deserved it (10339)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by kelly.duggan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I found out that even though my grlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows fir money is a big yes fir her. Both times that I've proposd, she claimd she isn't "ready" fir marriage. FML

#21118108
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45810) - you deserved it (8951)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

today I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

#21098357
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43075) - you deserved it (3018)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:42am - work - by ClaustrophobicNightmares - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist . While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened . With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore . real FML

#21098025
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39717) - you deserved it (4912)

On 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printd that says, "I am a girl" . FML

#21097950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35247) - you deserved it (5234)

On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

at mah job as a bouncer at a music venue... a guy got his nose broken in a rowdy mosh pit. When I went to help him up and see if he was okay... he said... "It was an looool accident... please don't kick me out..." but the word "please" came out as a hot spray of his blood across mah face. FML

Today , I Rippd Mah Old , Worn Underwear While Trying To Pick A Wedgie In Public. Half Endd Up In Mah Hand. FML

#21095019
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (19947)

On 03/24/2014 at 8:39am - misc - by pantyripper (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my brother trid to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shockd that the weirdo managd to get a date in the first place. FML

#21094457
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40668) - you deserved it (4123)

On 03/23/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by doesn't fuck on the first, thank god (woman) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)

Today, mah husband actually trid to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML

#21092678
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45192) - you deserved it (3988)

On 03/21/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, mah store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags . FML

#21072669
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36394) - you deserved it (3294)

On 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm - work - by Lori_ftw - United States (California)



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