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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 583
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About eminemop : I'm terribly awkward.
I'm a narwhal.
I'm a terribly awkward narwhal.

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Today, I had to explain to mah 18-year-old boyfriend y it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

#19099284
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22468) - you deserved it (4877)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by nycol (woman) - Australia

Taday my bra burst apart in te middle of class. I ten ad te privilege of asking my male teacer if I could borrow is stapler to put it back togeter. FML

#19067640
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27316) - you deserved it (3966)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , ma parents were out , so I lit up ma frst ever joint . I got so stond out of ma mind tat wen ma dad cummd back ome an askd wat te smell was , I said a stray cat ad left an upper-decker in te toilet . He found te joint in ma room , an now I'm groundd fir te rest of te scool year . FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10242) - you deserved it (76395)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

today I lookd over ma next omework assignment fir art class. It was to draw a portrait of ma best friend. I can't tink of anyone beside ma moter. FML

#19048946
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (4045)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, an decided to break in. FML

#19029338
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20324) - you deserved it (7892)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pauper (man) -

TODAY, I FINALLY GOT UP THE COURAGE TO TELL MY BOYFRIEND OF A YEAR AND A HALF THAT I LOVE HIM. HIS RESPONSE WAS TO START TO SNORE, PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP. FML

#19028650
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23543) - you deserved it (3368)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, I recieved a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house.

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41811) - you deserved it (2241)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I hered mah alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready 4 work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently mah alarm never actually went off. mega FML

#18520175
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32377) - you deserved it (5610)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, I was hurriadly doing laundry. I thraw a sacond load in tha dryar an slammad tha door shut. All of a suddan, I haard scratching an whining coming from tha dryar. My cat probably hatas ma now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15394) - you deserved it (35269)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States



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