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emilyyy_maryyy

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emilyyy_maryyy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 629
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About emilyyy_maryyy : I really hate writing bios. So I guess if you want to know more about me, shoot me a message. But just a fair warning: it will most likely be the best goddamn conversation you've ever had for I am amazing and the best there ever was and will be. So be prepared.

Jk. I'm really a POS but that's part of my charm.

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Fucked!<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:39pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:50am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:25pm<b>kitkat818</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:34pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:10am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:45am<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 9:02am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 2:19am<b>amcquaid</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 8:42am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:07am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 5:02pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 1:39pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:14am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 10:31am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 9:34am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 7:35am<b>just_dorky_me</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 7:26am

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Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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