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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About emilyporter_14 : just livin' a small town life 🎀

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Fucked!<b>DBpiano</b> - yesterday at 4:37am<b>cmchappy</b> - yesterday at 11:37pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:58am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:21pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 6:04pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:46pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 10:59pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 11:17pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 11:34pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 8:52am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 6:43am<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 5:18am<b>NAH2000</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 11:20pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 4:46pm<b>ford99</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 5:12am

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Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41391) - you deserved it (24908)

On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)



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