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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8440
  • Number of comments : 770
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About emilyjgraham : I really wish you could change your username... I didn't realise I'd be commenting as much hence the non-original name tag... what a bellend!
I'm quite rubbish at responding to messages, please bear with! :)
I'm also quite confused with these 'fuck' things!

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emilyjgraham's favorite FMLs

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

#19061872
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25505) - you deserved it (3176)

On 02/12/2012 at 11:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31026) - you deserved it (5171)

On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

#19015871
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20818) - you deserved it (1891)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by whyme (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

#19011410
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27796) - you deserved it (1955)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

#19009550
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31238) - you deserved it (7260)

On 02/06/2012 at 11:18am - intimacy - by jodibut - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28546) - you deserved it (4346)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (5172)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44754) - you deserved it (9504)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML

#18951326
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25855) - you deserved it (3778)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML

#18951326
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25855) - you deserved it (3778)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33533) - you deserved it (59583)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML

#18943419
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20974) - you deserved it (11672)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

#18930916
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27354) - you deserved it (3894)

On 01/28/2012 at 1:27am - kids - by footscratching - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

#18849422
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18787) - you deserved it (33217)

On 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by Lickmylovepump (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML

#18757985
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10555) - you deserved it (22842)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:48pm - health - by owwwwwe - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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