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emilydearie
  • Town/Country : eden Prairie, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 3694
  • Number of comments : 10
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Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23930) - you deserved it (30642)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48122) - you deserved it (21625)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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