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About emilycupcakee : Good morning! My name's Emily or Emi and I have fluffy hair. I've read every single FML ever and never commented on any! I love cosplaying, especially Matt from Death Note and 2D from one of my favorite bands, Gorillaz(=
Ermmm other than that, I'm a huge fan of Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, Lady Gaga, Die Antwoord, Led Zeppelin, and Pink Floyd.
My favorite gaming platform is DS lite but I looooove Silent Hill 2 on PS2
*follow me on Instagram* >>>> "plug_in_emi"
Thats awl byeee

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Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49260) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today.. . there was a laundry basket of mah clothe sitting in mah room . My dad asked me if they were clean or not . When I said I didn't know.. . he picked up a piece of mah clothing.. . sniffed it.. . and said it smelled fine . That piece of clothing just so happened to be mah underwear . fat FML


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On 10/26/2014 at 8:05pm - misc - by socreepedouticanteven - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I accidentally looool walkd in on my mom ceating on my step-dad wit my real dad!! FML

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food . The manager blamd me, even though I'm bald . FML


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On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I found out tat my fater faked isole ( mid-life crisis ), just so e could gain my trust and get me to admit tat I smoke weed, and to tell imo I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by say no to dick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a restaurant 4 a friend's brthday looool . There were two very attractive waiters . They waitd until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them . They promptly left upon my return . Men avoid me . FML

Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML


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On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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On 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working at a coffee shop. I was serving a customer when a cockroach appeard out of nowhere, and I screamd. Customers aren't supposd to know about the bugs so I had to lie and say I spilld coffee on myself, and servd the customer while I felt the bug climbing up my leg. FML

Today, my dad got me one of those word locks 4 my gym locker, 4 which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo 4 me. It was "diet". FML


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On 03/31/2014 at 6:10pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got billed 4 $80 of Justin Bieber music . It wouldn't have been so bad if it were mah daughterho bought it all, instead of mah husband . big fat FML


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On 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by husbands addiction - United States (California)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't looool realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML


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On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got to spend 4 ours on a bus wit a group of selfie-taking teenagers wo spent te majority of te time trying to armonize wile singing various looool songs. I'm pretty sure alf of tem were tone deaf. FML


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On 03/21/2014 at 7:59pm - misc - by please stop singing!!!! - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, A Tiny Worm Was Wriggling Across Te Screen Of Ma Mac Laptop . I Tried To Wipe It Away Wit Ma Tumb, But It Just Kept Crawling . Turns Out Te Worm Lives *inside* Ma Screen, Beneat Te Glass . Mega FML


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On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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