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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About emchocolat : Tattoo calligrapher, musician and EFL teacher rolled into one :-). Makes life interesting.

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emchocolat's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

#13962286
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37186) - you deserved it (13657)

On 11/24/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by ryansmithho (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

#8638968
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40167) - you deserved it (2388)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML

#7233088
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21766) - you deserved it (6344)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

#6865867
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26542) - you deserved it (2699)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

#5586348
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40803) - you deserved it (5202)

On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did every one else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML

#5249359
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50623) - you deserved it (5077)

On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51483) - you deserved it (2364)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was at work in a lab. I spent all day growing a large bacterial culture. I went to retrieve it, only to find that someone had turned the incubation shaker up too high, and my flask had flown off and shattered. Not only did I lose all my work, but now the whole room is a biohazard. FML

#3859310
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41897) - you deserved it (3310)

On 07/18/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by startingover (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

#3096016
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39804) - you deserved it (13981)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by liz (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35046) - you deserved it (14785)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35046) - you deserved it (14785)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35046) - you deserved it (14785)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35046) - you deserved it (14785)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35046) - you deserved it (14785)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)



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