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ema_stonez
  • Town/Country : abuja, nigeria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

#385
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On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
63 comments

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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

#334
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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

#331
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On 11/18/2008 at 11:54am - love - by zevil - Peru (Lima)

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
59 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

#317
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On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

#286
34 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

#754
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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version



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