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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1762
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ema_stonez : fun, love art and music, architecture student

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

by Yudor / 12/21/2008 at 4:40am / Love

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

by Loola / 12/21/2008 at 12:04am / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

by elo / 12/20/2008 at 12:50am / Love

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

by Melie-Melo / 12/16/2008 at 2:55am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

by Gen / 12/16/2008 at 2:05am / Love

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

by Dr_JF / 12/15/2008 at 2:11am / Miscellaneous

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

by Fuzy / 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm / Work

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

by Kikinovak / 12/13/2008 at 7:06am / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

by Sybille / 12/06/2008 at 7:14am / Love

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML

by harry / 12/06/2008 at 2:51am / Geek

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

by Macdaddy / 12/05/2008 at 7:49am / Work

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

by nothisfault / 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm / Love

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

by Kerlane / 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm / Transportation

Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

by Yum / 12/03/2008 at 2:26am / Intimacy

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

by Anto / 12/03/2008 at 1:11am / Health