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ema_stonez
  • Town/Country : abuja, nigeria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 174
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ema_stonez : fun, love art and music, architecture student

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

#562
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16745) - you deserved it (1517)

On 12/21/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Yudor - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14621) - you deserved it (1630)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

#555
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3916) - you deserved it (17711)

On 12/20/2008 at 12:50am - misc - by elo - Sent from mobile version

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

#526
43 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 2:55am - misc - by Melie-Melo - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

#525
44 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

#519
33 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
34 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

#507
41 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 7:06am - misc - by Kikinovak - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

#459
41 comments

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On 12/06/2008 at 7:14am - love - by Sybille - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brand new (and very expensive) laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one! Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind it makes a cool sound. FML

#458
37 comments

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On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

#453
31 comments

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On 12/05/2008 at 7:49am - work - by Macdaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
78 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

#450
13 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

#441
13 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

#440
26 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version



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