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About elphaba1 : Yes my profile picture is a smiling lamb because I think it's adorable and it makes me happy. Ummm what else? Well, my favorite color is red, I'm a Broadway geek, I'm a huge Harry Potter fan and I have a dog named Max. :P Have any other questions? Message me! :) Have a nice day! (Or if you don't like people telling you what to do... you don't have to have a nice day?)
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Friday 2 October 2015