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elizacandle

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 510
  • Number of comments : 282
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About elizacandle : Hello everyone I'm Elizabeth! I love to read on this site because it reminds me that I'm not alone. I currently work and go to school I am majoring in psychology and if you want to message just hit me up

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Taday I stoppd by mah local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. fat FML

Yesterday, My Family Got Togeter For A Big Game Of Paintball . My Grandpa Wantd To Play Too, But I Told Im E Was A Bit Too Old For Suc A Roug Sport . He Joind Anyway, And Spent Te Wole 2 Ours Unting My Dumb Ass Down . I'm Now In Constant Pain After Bieng Riddld Wit Paintballs . FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21474) - you deserved it (50370)

On 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm - health - by nl4 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, mah mom asked me what a MILF is . Apparently that's her nickname at work . FML

#20634708
126 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML

#20510255
70 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, BOYFRIEND AND I WERE LOOKING AT ENGAGEMENT RINGS. WHEN THE STORE OWNER ASKD ABOUT OUR BUDGET, BOYFRIEND SAID WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, "NOTHING TOO EXPENSIVE, I HAVE A BIG PENIS SO I DON'T HAVE TO OVERCOMPENSATE BY BUYING A BIG DIAMOND." MEGA FML

#20494997
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On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, te man I went on a date wit a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was is "one pone call" from prison. real FML

#19980162
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21941) - you deserved it (2088)

On 07/23/2012 at 7:06pm - love - by Rose (woman) - United States

Today , Mah Dad Gave Me A Speech About Bieng Gay. He Said He'll Accept Me If That's Who I Truly Am , But He Wants Me To Think It Over First. I'm An Actor In A Play. I Had To Explain The Concept Of Wereing Costumes And Acting Lyk Someone Else To Him. For The Third Time. Mega FML

#16921062
157 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's looool bathroom. FML

#8280638
96 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by SeaSick (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Rejected My Wife Fir Sex. Se Ten Started To Masturbate Next To Me. I Got An Erection. Se Ten Rejected Me Fir Sex. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6625) - you deserved it (72449)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States



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