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by ShittyProposal / 10/20/2013 at 3:06am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by verno02 / 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
by Haley. / 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
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