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elixaaaaa

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  • Number of visits : 526
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 9:02am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:51am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 7:44pm<b>ajm278</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 10:37am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 9:00am<b>Enslaved</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 8:08am<b>ryerye942</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 1:54am<b>Ashd09</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:20am<b>riahlum</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 8:02pm<b>sheeshadevil</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 1:35pm<b>KRAZYKILLAKLOWN</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 4:33pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 4:53pm<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 4:15pm<b>xSphinx</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 4:52am<b>Narcroc</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 3:28pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 9:44pm<b>HeartYou101</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 3:49pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 3:02pm<b>wiif3ystatus</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 9:05pm

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elixaaaaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

by BigBlue / 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

by holyshitsnacks / 03/18/2014 at 6:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 7:34am / United States / Kids

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

by frozen solid / 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids