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elijahisaboss
  • Town/Country : celebration, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 43
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About elijahisaboss : My name is elijah I live in FL love soccer and Xbox

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Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7074) - you deserved it (17857)

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