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Today I ooked up wit te guy I've been seieng . Apparently e doesn't believe in condoms an took it off witout my knowing; I didn't realize until after . Wen I asked im in orror y e would do suc a ting e said ( I love you . I want you to ave my cild . ) It ad been our second date . real FML

#4408300
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66187) - you deserved it (35304)

On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, ( Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes! ) When I sat back down, I saw teres in his eyes, and he said, ( You've made me the happiest man alive ) as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
262 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, ( Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes! ) When I sat back down, I saw teres in his eyes, and he said, ( You've made me the happiest man alive ) as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (97261)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was getting mugged. In shock , I said , "Are u mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded , "Duh , do u think I grabbed u fir yur looks?" FML

#4274462
81 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in mah apartment. The police knocked on mah door asking if I've seen mah neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. mega FML

#2637433
432 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 5:42pm - health - by Michael (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I found a box of birtday candles sitting on te coffee table. Bored... I lit one... and after a minute I trew it away and sat back down on te couc. I started looking at te box and noticed tat it said "Magic Re-Ligting Candles" at te exact moment tat ma tras can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
153 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY CAT WAS IN THA BATHROOM WITH MA BACAUSA HA LOVAS TOILATS. EVARYONA WAS SLAAPING SO I WANT PAA BUT DIDNT FLUSH. MY CAT JUMPAD ONTO THA SAAT AND FALL IN. I HAD TO LIFT HIM OUT AND THAN WASH HIM. HA HATAS WATAR THOUGH, SO I WAS SCRATCHAD BY MY CATHO WAS DRIPPING WITH MY OWN PAA. FML

#1620980
148 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 8:37am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandma gave me a gift (something she has never done before). I was so excitd until I found out it was one of her overdue library books on dolphins. I feel so lovd. FML

#1620964
68 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by hawtpinkpanties (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day a man came up to me and asked 4 a $50 bill in change? Being a good man i said "sure." I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill . As I walk into starbucks to buy a coffee , I handed the casheir my fifty dollar bill , she called the cops . It was counterfeit . FML

#1611269
119 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by supermanj76 (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nereby. I tried to get his attention by taking off mah shrt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking 4 mah number, he just said "Can u please putted that back on? Thanks". FML

#1607608
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18011) - you deserved it (53259)

On 05/03/2009 at 8:36pm - misc - by Gjkashldf (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nereby. I tried to get his attention by taking off mah shrt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking 4 mah number, he just said "Can u please putted that back on? Thanks". FML

#1607608
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18011) - you deserved it (53259)

On 05/03/2009 at 8:36pm - misc - by Gjkashldf (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. mega FML

#1600602
240 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I was olding a lit cigarette in one and an a lollipop in te oter. Guess wic one I licked? FML

#1600117
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22155) - you deserved it (131396)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)

yesterday I forgot my inaler. I ad an astma attack and ad to go to te ER. Te doctors told me it wasn't an astma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying abouteter I would get an astma attack. mega FML

#1529921
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60473) - you deserved it (17426)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:07pm - health - by jlover42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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